A Tweet is a Tweet is a Tweet

Twitter is my dirty little secret. 

My family think I'm mad as do my friends, they ask 'What's the attraction?' "What do you talk about?"...well, in short, stuff.   Like politics, family (non specific), politics, politicians, nice people, awful people, we share more stuff like youtube videos, politics, videos about terrible politicians, we make puns, we converse and we simply 'be'. 

Naturally, there's those online who are rude, objectionable, putrid and even down right insulting but that's where my tweep cohort kick in and kick arse.  Have we got each other's back?? Damn right we have, even if we're many kilometres apart and probably destined to never meet.

So in honour of those who make me smile, my Lord Byron-esque moment hopefully brings forth that which I feel, hear or see on this most instantaneous of social media, albeit far longer than 140 characters.

On Twitter Friends

'Tis rare to find such minds met that perhaps in life might stay afar

To be of such a distance still yet graceful presence does not marr

When day is nigh and all the time the sun doth scud like clouds above

To come the night and still then find a mutual humour, of politics, a love

'tis then we truly savour the faithful few, the giants our friends whose wit verbose

None shall block but shall defend, lest tweets sink low become morose

Envious those who seek their kind yet still do wander aimless and lost

We stand aside and let them through, to seek their kind, whilst we sated, emboss.

Lis Petersen 2010

Later At the Wake...

I like wakes. They're the best opportunity to hear at least 10 people say 'We should catch up when there's not a funeral/wedding' and then you never hear of them until the next one in two years time. Such delicious predictability!  Odds on that the following will occur:

1. Someone will get drunk
2. Someone will annoy the deceased's partner, normally this is the role of a parent-in-law.
3. Everyone will know everyone.. except for you, you will stick out like a sore thumb.
4. The catering army (aka CWA or similar) will provide far too much food.
5. Any children at the wake will disappear for the duration of the wake, only for you to find out later your offspring has been doing things you wish they hadn't...

Which leads me to the observation that it doesn't hurt an 8 year old boy to cop a flogging from an 8 year old girl.  Yes, you read it here first.  My son was beaten up by a girl and he lost - badly. In fact, he is now sporting a bruise on his jaw. 

But before you go jumping to any conclusions, let me set the scene.  Adults on one side and in the hall, children hiding around the back.  Little did we realise though that hiding around the back included daring each other to jump off the chimney,  higher and higher each time, until the roof became a blur in the distance.  Luckily, they all survived this recreational activity.

So the next 'dare' apparently was to fight each other.  This involved a genetically advantaged 11 year old who weighed 90kgs taking on a genetically disadvantaged 12 year old who didn't.  This information was relayed in great detail to us on the way home by an excited 6 year old whilst the 8 year old nursed his bruised ego. But I digress.

After the obvious concussion suffered by the 12 year old, it was my son's turn. The taunting escalated (apparently), the local kids pushed out their best fighter... and it was the daughter of our deceased friend. Now, logic tells me, you and the rest of the world that if your dad has just been buried a little bit of anger may be entirely understandable.  What was not understandable was the apparent expertise of the said 8 year old at MMA style attacks that would have neutered an adult male. 

And this is where we, the parents entered, stage right.  Rounding the corner in the vehicle as we searched for our errant spawn, we were met by the sight of a leg up at head height, fists about to make contact.. and our son cowering whilst simultaneously flailing his arms like a windmill, no style whatsoever. 

I couldn't help it, I laughed. The utter ridiculousness of the scenario hit me about two minutes later as I sat there, tears pouring down my cheeks, children scarpering rapidly out of sight and a rather contrite albeit embarrassed 8 year old walked towards the car. 

The conversation that followed went roughly like this... 

'What on earth were you doing hitting a girl - that is wrong, you know it is wrong and totally unacceptable'.
'I know Mum but...'
'I can't believe you were fighting that poor girl, she's just buried her father and you're trying to punch her?;
I know Dad but....'
'I'm very disappointed in you - you've been brought up to respect girls and women!'

Silence followed by a slow deep sobbing.
'But mum, she hit me first and she punched me in the jaw and it really really hurts'.

Conundrum. There's nothing in the parenting books about what to do when your gentle little son is picked on by a shorter, angrier female. It was at this stage I realised that it really does pay to let some things through to the keeper, so without further ado, both children jumped in the car and that was the end of the berating.

But not quite... about 50kms down the road, the 8 year old was whining, carrying on... normal tired child. It was at this point his father turned around and said very quietly, 'If you don't stop whinging, I'll take you back there and she can finish the job'.   
Deathly silence.

Sometimes you have to let children be children. It didn't hurt us growing up and I'd rather a child who could stand his ground in the face of adversity than one who runs from a challenge. 

Now, I'm off to book him into some karate lessons ... if only to protect him from girls!

In honour of Dave, a fine individual...

Davey Dyer: The Hughenden Flyer

They were shearing down south round Captain’s Flat way, every year exactly the same;

Freezing & shearing, sheep down the chute & you’re onto the next wether again;

The shearers would all grumble about the dud classer & whinge about rousies who slacked,

But down the pub later in the inevitable fight, you’d know they’d all have your back.

It was into this midst walked a man, massive hat and a rather loud Hawaiian shirt,

He was there as a learner, so they’d better be kind, this is pretty tough unrelenting work;

The shearers asked at smoko, ‘so mate, where you from & what brings you this way?’,

‘I’m Davey Dyer’, he replied with a tilt of his head ‘I’m from Hughenden, north, that’a way’.

The shearers accepted him into their midst, they gave him the easier ewes,

Bare bellied beauties, shorn quick as a wink, ‘Nah, go on mate, after you’;

Yet it became pretty clear why he was here, Dave didn’t miss a trick;

You see, David had an uncanny ability to find a nice ewe & get her shorn real quick!

Now it pays to digress to the very first night, when asked how he fares in a blue,

Dave scratched his beard, had a great pause and on that grass seed did chew...;

With a far away look that all of a sudden became a steely-eyed glint,

He stated bluntly  ‘I really can’t fight but geez ....I can go a bit’.

Now Dave snagged some work at Thargomindah, just down the road from Eulo,

It was bloody hot, the sheep were nasty and you had to be tough to go;

But boys in the shed figured out quick they’d have to beat him into the pen,

Every one was nudging, ‘We’ve got a new gun - it’s that bloke from Hughenden’.

And as he got a bit older, Dave would look at good ewes and give a devious grin,

He’d tip them up, shear ‘em quick, and into the pen dive straight back in;

All the time he’d be damn happy, he’d laugh and joke with the men,

As he dragged another out through the doors he’d wink ‘there’s money in ‘em!’.

And so years spent working in shearing sheds, honing his skills & taking wool off in style,

He’d pull up in that old white ute of his, big hat and a cheeky big smile.

Occasionally he’d burr right up and go off like a cracker at night,

Remember of course, he’d could go a bit... which meant he could bloody well fight!

A funny bloke, a true character that anyone would be hard pressed to describe,

He’d thrust a beer into your hands and start to greatly confide,

About fossicking, the Quilpie Quick Shear and catching yabbies by hand;

Dave wasn’t just a normal bloke, he was a truly entertaining legend.

And he’d sit there telling outlandish yarns, the biggest of grins on his face,

About the time he killed the snake, out near Thargo, that Wathopa place;

He’d swung the snake around his head, then gave an almighty crack,

Whipping it firmly, he stood so proud – everyone else just slowly moved back...

Now it isn’t often you meet a bloke who’d make Banjo Paterson scratch his head,

A man who’d shear or ride a horse or crack a snake like a whip until dead,

He loved his kids, loved his wife  – he was a dynamo and 240 volt livewire,

So ‘quick quick quick’ what a fine man he was,
 Davey Dyer, the Hughenden Flyer.

Lis Petersen

Copyright 2010

Photography Lis Petersen
Shearing Shed after Dust Storm, 'Boorara' Thargomindah Qld Australia

I've put it off...

blogging that is - but have now decided to jump in feet first and see what happens. 

All beginnings are oft proceeded by an ending. In my case, the death of a friend from an asthma attack on 13th October 2010 was high on the list of unexpected occurrences, up there with worm holes and alien contact via you tube. 


So while death of friend, relative or child is never pleasant, it hopefully opens you up to the tenuousness of life. It hurts like hell, makes everything ache and tires you out until you can't open your eyes almost. But you're alive and the other person is not.  That's when the guilt can kick in a little if you're not careful. Not guilt at being alive - guilt at not living to your full potential.


Yeah yeah, we hear it daily but hands up how many of us actually do it? How many people stand tall, forget about all the materialism in the world and actually change/make a difference to those around them. Whether it is a simple phone call or card, doing something wild (like creating a blog!) either way, get off your butt and live a little - you might enjoy it.

If you or anyone else has recently experienced the death of a loved one and find the going a little tough, Beyond Blue has some fantastic advice. http://www.beyondblue.org.au/index.aspx?